I woke up this morning to more thunderstorms and was hoping as I was getting ready that it would have stopped by the time I had had my shower, and it had! There was a tour that I wanted to go on called “two rivers, four lakes” which promised more breathtaking scenery and was described as the oriental Venice. I made my way to the river which was conveniently just around the corner from my hostel and booked a tour which was leaving in 20minutes.
I boarded the boat and people were just sitting anywhere, my allocated seat was at the back of the boat and there was barely any leg room, I had to sit sideways and I am quite short so I would love to see a tall person try and get into that seat! The tour started and I quickly realised that it was all going to be in Chinese (I was the only English person or even white person on the boat) The scenery was nice but I haven’t a clue what any of it was but at one point all of the Chinese ran to the back of the boat with their cameras so I got my picture taken as well. It could be a famous landmark for all I know, but if not then it is still a nice picture of me next to a pagoda. About halfway through the tour it started raining and not just a little bit either, this was like a sheet of torrential rain that was bouncing off the water and was really loud. I thanked my lucky stars that I had decided to play it safe and go for the boat tour rather than venture out to explore Guilin’s botanical gardens as I had considered doing.
By this point I was pretty miserable, I had no idea what was going on as everything was in Chinese, it was pouring with rain and it was cold. Now if I had been with someone I would have been laughing at how miserable this tour had turned out to be and could of at least chatted my way through the tour, but I was on my own and this just made me want to cry. It was another 40 minutes of this and just at the end of the tour I actually recognised something, pulled out my map of Guilin and pointed at elephant trunk hill on my map and then towards a hill and the tour guide started nodding and shouting “dwey, dwey” and a load of other stuff in Chinese. Now I may only be able to speak a tiny bit of Chinese, but I know that dewy means yes so I perked up a bit then that I had actually recognised something. Now Elephant trunk hill is a famous landmark that is supposed to be an elephant drinking from the water, which I can kind of see. I took a few photos and then the tour was finished.
Unfortunately it was still raining and everything that I wanted to do was outside. This is not at all what I was expecting from my holiday in Guilin. After Hong Kong I was expecting it to be hot, sunny and I could actually wear my summer dresses and flip flops. I should be so lucky, the reality is far different. It’s cold, I’m wet and it’s raining and all I want to do is find somewhere that actually does western food so I can drown my sorrows with a mango smoothie and hopefully something I recognise. I find a bar that promises pizza and smoothies, I ordered a mango smoothie and Hawaiian pizza and started to feel a bit better that I was out of the rain. The waitress came back to tell me that they don’t have pineapple, will apple do instead? (apple on a Hawaiian pizza, are you mad?) I ordered a vegetable pizza instead but instead of the mushrooms and peppers I had been looking forward to, a green hot pepper, onion, olive pizza turned up because they were out of mushrooms. It’s at this point that I actually feel like it’s all too much and I want to cry, this trip to Guilin is a perfect example of my love/hate relationship with China. Trying to find a restaurant that I can actually identify the meat is one of my daily struggles and I am sick of ordering food only to have them bring me something else because they didn’t have what I wanted. If that’s the case I wish they would just say so I can either order something else or go somewhere else. It has been a miserable morning and I am feeling very lonely and sad today. With it still raining I headed back to my hostel to see if there was anything in Guilin that was inside.
At about 6pm the rain finally stopped and I headed out to explore a bit, starting with trying to find the night market. As it turns out, the two dozen stalls in the square just round the corner from the hostel IS the night market, a bit disappointing as I had already looked at those. I went in search of somewhere to eat and then it would hopefully be dark and I could take pictures of the sun and moon pagodas on the lake near the hostel all lit up. I had also heard that one of the hotels had a waterfall display at 8.30pm that I wanted to go and see.
I found a restaurant and ordered the fried beef with vegetables, but when it came I knew instantly that it wasn’t beef, but I couldn’t put my finger on what meat it was. I tried to eat it but just the thought that it wasn’t a meat I recognised put me off and I couldn’t finish it. As I was leaving there was a group of German tourists and their tour guide was saying to them “don’t eat here, they only serve dog meat”. And that’s when it happened. The thought that I had just eaten dog was too much for me and I was actually sick, right there, in front of the tour group, the restaurant and everyone else that stopped to watch me, right in front of the restaurant in what I hope was a bin! I think that was one of the most humiliating moments and to make it worse I heard the tour guide say “see the food is bad” oh my god it was horrendous, people were staring at me, the restaurant staff were shouting at me in Chinese, I just had to get out of there! I went round the corner to another cafe and ordered a water and felt a bit better but I was still mortified. By this point it was dark so I went to the lake to take photos of the sun and moon pagodas all lit up and then headed for the hotel for the waterfall display. There was a cafe across the road so I grabbed a table outside and a mango smoothie and waited until 8.30pm when the display started. It was like being back in Vegas, only it was a cheaper version. First of all some traditional Chinese music started and then the fountains started sort of to the music (but nowhere near as good as the Bellagio fountains) then water started pouring down the side of the hotel from the roof and rainbows were appearing all over it and that water started coming down to the music, it was really good to watch and even though I was sat across the road I was still getting hit by the spray. After 10 minutes it was still going on, but I made my way back towards the hostel, stopping to look at the odd stall along the way.
I was almost back to my hostel when I stopped in at the Irish bar across the road as they had a singer and guitarist playing and I booked a tour with them for tomorrow. I’m back in my room at the hostel now and I can still hear the singer so I’m not missing out.